Here’s a song we heard at a customer’s office last week…
The Twelve Days of Big Data
On the first data of Big Data my VP gave to me A deadline and guidelines budgetary On the second data of Big Data my Manager gave to me The goals and objectivity On the third data of Big Data my IT gave to me Volume and Variety On the fourth data of Big Data my Analysts gave to me Concerns about Velocity and Variability On the fifth data of Big Data MarkLogic to me 5 Express licenses for free On the sixth data of Big Data my Editorial Staff gave to me The data without any boundaries On the seventh data of Big Data my Scrum Master said to me The schedule seems a fantasy On the eighth data of Big Data my Programmers came to me They said look what we can do with XQuery On the ninth data of Big Data the team worked feverously The system was developed with Roxy MVC On the tenth data of Big Data the demo was for me The MarkLogic software worked perfectly On the eleventh data of Big Data the Execs said to me The system went live seamlessly On the twelfth data of Big Data my President gave to me A bonus and an another opportunity
Happy Holidays to you all!